Thursday, 23 February 2012

Firulais mode on since two days ago.

Interview with AnotherGamer Magazine
Reason: Hunger Games books

AnotherGamer asks: Thanks for coming KateInna! I'm so glad to have you here. So tell me, have you finished the first book of The Hunger Games?  -*giving a broad smile*-
KateInna: Yes. It was 3 am and I was still  reading with the firulais mode on. Every ten minutes an alarm in my head starts to annoy me about that in a few hours I would have to visit my grandmother... But I was so into the book that I didn't care about the time until this morning...
I was really exausted. -*nervous laughs*-  But finally at 4 am I have finished the whole first book and now I'm hungry to read the next one -*Laughs*-
AG: And do you have it?
KI: Yes. Actually no. -*The adience is confused* - I mean, I have them, the three books, in my laptop but I hate reading them there I prefer paper and ink. And here is the problem -*She laughs*-
AG: Why? Please tell us what happend to you! *The audience starts singing: KA-TE! KA-TE!*-
KI: Alright, (ohrrait) after visiting my grandmother at the residential I came back home to start printing a few pages from the second book of "The Hunger Games". Everything was going as usual: the printer always left points of black ink in the left corner of the paper, and do it very quickly as always... when in a mutación moment I got distracted and forgot to put more paper and something iuhfouvyeyu... It only printed the last paragraph of the other paper that was missing. And all I could do was just sit there and wait for machine to finish the work. When everything was quiet and calm I put my hand on work. The first thing I did was cut the last paragraph from the other paper. Then look for glue and found an old small one that I used to use in school years ago. I opened it, turned it around and then all the white viscous substance fell in my precious hair. -*the audience exclaims "ohhs" and "ahhs" with ugly faces like they were living the experience"*-
AG: Oh, that's disgusting! and what did you do then? -*she opens her eyes*-
KI: I did what any person would do...get angry with my self and start screaming like a little boy with a tantrum.... -*awkward silence*- Ok, no. I didn't do that. I started to laugh like i've never before in my life -*the public starts to clap and yell with big smiles*- or maybe yes -*she laugh*-
AG: -*Can't stop laughing*-
KI: And my mom from the kittchen was screaming "Kate, are you ok?".
AG: -*while she was laughing someone from production is giving her signals to finish the programme*- Well, that's really hilarious. I hope we could continue the interview but the time is over... So, thanks again for coming here. -*giving a broad smile*-
KI: It's a pleasure, I've had a really good time with you. -*claps, claps, claps,cclapsd,ldewkuh*-
- *While the Programme is finishing and the credits are shown is playingthe song "The Trial" of Pink Floyd*-

Credits:
Written and designed by: Catalina Ibánez (KateInna)
Music: Eric Debouvry
Official word-searcher: Franco Occhiuzzi
Unofficial word-searcher: Federico Grunwald
Spelling Editor 1: Juanmanuel Olascoaga
Spelling Editor 2: San Valentín. Alias: Pablo.
Thanks to:
Shiva (my pet) she's my chocolate "muse".
Sugar, in spite of this time that she fell asleep early and couldn't read this first of all my "non-existent readers," I know she is always here in my slipper.
Eric Debouvry for giving the last tweaks like the music.
And thanks for the two spelling editors that really helped me and didn't get mad with all the misspelling xD


Ahora en español por que ya es tarde y no me da mas la cabeza para seguir en inglés:
Lo de la musica al final fue idea de Eric, creo que lo dije, pero lo repito por que me pareció genial de que era fue su reacción, o mas bien lo que recordó al leer el principio de esta entrada (ya que el resto no estaba terminado hasta ahora). Sus palabras: "me hace acordar a mi canción favorita de Pink Floyd, "The Trial", es una locura ese tema, me hace flashear siempre".

Haciendo esta entrada (que la hice con la mejor onda) sentí como si estuviera haciendo el trabajo que quiero hacer cuando sea grande (aún mas, pienso seguir creciendo, carajo), como si estuviera laburando en un diario, requechando info de algo que paso relevante pero dándole un toque de gracia cosa que en los diarios no hacen mas que aumentar el morbo con fotos y comentarios wtf. No estoy diciendo que soy mejor que ellos, admiro mucho a "la diaria" y pretendo algún día llegar allí. Aún así me gusta escribir cosas cotidianas divertidas. 
Hablando de eso, lo que cuenta KateInna me pasó enserio ayer de tarde, es una historia verídica (OH! estamos frente a una chica mala xD). Okei, espero que lo hallan disfrutado!
Los quiero lectores inexistentes, pequeños grupo de gente que está ahí siempre y me siguen la cabeza en cualquier mutación que me propongo.


Me despido entre papelitos de colores revoloteando. 
Saludos, 
Cata Ibáñez para uno y Catu Ibáñez para otros...

5 comments:

  1. Un gamer más del montón23 February 2012 at 18:23

    YOU DAUGHTER OF YOUR RESPECTIVE MOTHER

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  2. Me da peresa leer :$ mañana leo ta?
    Beso
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  3. fuck yeah cata ibáñez para uno!

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  4. The whore mother i knew that something wrong was going to happen if i pretended to be a good girl and sleep early for then getting up at 7 just to watch Hello Kitty on the tiví focfocfoc foc it can't be that i appear in the credits just because of your slipper :c this is worst moment of my whole life after that day when i read the divine comedy written in Italian, half asleep with the lights off the night before the exam because of a stupid blackout focfocfoc this kind of stuff always happen, when you trai tu bi gud and cul zings jappen in the online-facebook-party.
    By the way you forgot to say that the magazine title was subliminally created by the first-comment guy ok no C:

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  5. You are right.. pero me embola editar de nuevo el coso xD igual ahora lo dices tu aqui. Los vecinos están de joda con musica cantando: abre la puerta pum-pum! sopplá la vela carlitosssssss (no, no son los sexys vecinos, son los otros wachiturros de la derecha u_u)

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